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Five Reasons I’d Make a Lousy Spy
5. They sneak up on, I trundle over to 4. Sorry, #4’s a secret. Nope, no can do. Oh alright I’ll tell you but just don’t say anything OK? 3. Pie not served a la mode? Now that’s torture 2. … Continue...
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THE
Client Review SawyerSpeaks Advertising Product under review: “THE” THE “I don’t know – ‘the’ is concise and all that, but will people understand it?” “I ran it by my husband Continue reading →
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HOW THE POST OFFICE CAN SAVE THE WORLD
When you toss an empty shampoo bottle into a recycling bin and drag it to the curb, that bottle begins a ponderous journey during which it is sorted, shredded, melted Continue reading →
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Halloween in Santa Monica
Recently I spent a few days in a decidedly upscale neighborhood in Santa Monica on a photo shoot. Homes in the area were being professionally decorated for Halloween by companies that apparently do...
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The 5/7ths Rule of a Reasonable and Successful Life
There are 7 days in the week, and on 5 of them we go to work. This simple fact is the principle behind, the catalyst for, the substrate (if you’re a fan of Tommy Silva on This Old House) of, the 5/7ths...
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5 Other Expressions for “Fiscal Cliff”
5. Bungee Bill 4. Hurtling Herb 3. 401(K)aput 2. Hey China’s At the Door and Wants A Trillion Dollars by Thursday 1. KarCrashian
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Three Thoughts on Sunday Morning
1. I like this new WordPress theme but can’t figure out how to get the photos accompanying each article to ... Continue reading
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POST OFFICE TO BALANCE BUDGET WITH NEW SCRATCH TICKET STAMPS
$15.9 Billion USPS Deficit Expected to Vanish by Tomorrow Washington, D.C. – Calling it the greatest invention since email, Postmaster ... Continue reading
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The Annual Christmas Letter!
Is it that time already? The annual Sawyer holiday letter is here – Happy 4th of July to you ... Continue reading
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5 Signs Your Guardian Angel May Be on a Break
5. Doctor accidentally does your colonoscopy with webcam 4. Three polyps “liked” by friends on Facebook 3. When you give ... Continue reading
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Ready Aim Think
Guns should be designed to fire backwards once in a while, so you really have to be invested in the ... Continue reading
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Behind the Blue Door: Adventures in Advertising
People often come up to me and ask, “Sawyer, what matters to you?” To which I reply, “Give me your ... Continue reading
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2012: The Year in Tweets @sawyerspeaks
It’s only a matter of time before a food critic goes with the headline, “50 Grades of Chez.” Most Pugs ... Continue reading
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How to Meeting in 5 Easy Steps
I take meetings like other people take rice – by the thousands. And from what I’ve observed, there are 5 ... Continue reading
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Top 3 Least Popular Build-a-Bear Franchise Spinoffs
by jeff sawyer Build-a-Snare Workshop Kids turn razor-edged steel cables into small animal leg traps that are deployed in the ... Continue reading
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Brief Bowl
“To increase readership,” they say, “Write brief articles. With short sentences.” The End PS. Should you need a new salad ... Continue reading
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CARNIVAL KNOWLEDGE
by Jeff Sawyer I never vacation on cruise ships. I don’t think I’d enjoy eating calories in quantity with strangers ... Continue reading
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